A 12-year camper on why she named her fish Nigga.
HASHTAG U MAD
I'm an aspiring television writer at Syracuse University.
I prefer CBS Sunday morning to Jerrsey Shore.
And I ask that you don't try to hook me up with your funny black male friend.
"Yeah. I thought it’d be funny cause then I could be like “Yeah, my Nigga died”."
I’ve decided the only way I’m going to find a job is to make my own job
Ugly Bill Cosby sweaters for cats (with matching mittens, of course).
Time to learn how to knit.
we are the movers and shakers: Rachel's Rules
(for how to not be lame at college)
7a. It’s ok…You can sit by yourself.
EXPLANATION: no one cares if you sit alone in the dining hall. no one is even looking at you. unless you’re extremely attractive. then they probably are looking at you. but the point is, if you need to sit alone and study…
Reading this a year too late. But a good reminder.
"This is probably the touchiest subjects we can possibly touch on this site…or maybe not! People get pregnant every day and if you are planning on keeping the child, you should tell your parents immediately. Not telling your parents *if you plan on keeping it* is very stupid, unless you have a really bad relationship with your parents and some crazy circumstance. After all, there are some fucked up parents in the world!"
Excerpt from an article on Collegepartyuniversity.com
My thoughts during the VMAs
Oh he’s cute oh shit is that Lady Gaga oh damn okay I’ll still hit no shame, Jonah Hilllllllllll what is uppppppp sorry I never returned your texts but like what are you doing tomorrow night, Chris Brown sit your ass down and you cannot dance like that to Nirvana you dumb bitch, you work that Cyndi Laupher cover Jessie J you WERK it, haha black Britney Spears from the airplane scene in the Toxic video, who put Cloris Leachman with the Jersey bitches and when can we meet for lunch, why did Snooki dye her hair and look even worse in that rainbow dress, oh shit is that another unsightly bitch separate from Snooki how many do they need, why is Gaga still in the man outfit, awwwwww Beyonce pregnant, THE BABY WILL LOOK JUST FINE EVERYONE NEEDS TO GIVE THAT BABY A DAMN CHANCE, Bruno Mars was perfect for this tribute, is he still on Coke, and Lil’ Wayne is aaaaawfully energetic so perhaps Bruno slipped him some.
Tags: til next year
9 months ago with 2 notes
"THIS IS NOT A FREAK SHOW! DON’T DISRESPECT THE HOOD!!"
Little Jewish camper of mine as she informed a fellow camper of what was happening as another counselor and I were dancing to niggy beats
Tags: you might care??
9 months ago with 1 note
"Oh! You speak English very well!"
What someone in the Walmart line said when they learned my friend was from New Zealand
Tags: fucking walmart target snob 4 life
10 months ago with 8 notes
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